Patty Nazo

Eu sabia que isto iria acontecer!
Falar de Londres, é com certeza falar das pessoas que conheci. As pessoas que tive a sorte de conhecer, com algumas tenho uma amizade que duram desde o meu primeiro mes, como é o caso da Regine e da Nagwa, e outras duram há 4/3 anos, como é o caso da Edurne – Edi – a melhor amiga que vocês podem ter para partilhar uma casa, uma intimidade e a Naomi. Naomi´s website

Conheci a Naomi, no Gay Pride em Londres. Eu estava com o meu “Gang” e uma das minhas amigas reparou na Naomi sozinha e decidiu convidá-la para se juntar a nós. E ela assim o aceitou! Desde aí, tem sido assim esta amizade, definitivamente, ela será uma das pessoas que eu sentirei falta!
A Naomi vive na bela cidade de Cambridge e é daí que ela publica as Crónicas da Patty Nazzo, com as quais colaborou para a Zine da organização de apoio a Lésbicas fundada por mim, Lesbians Out Loud.

Hoje, pedi-lhe que escrevesse algo para o meu blogue! Para mais Patty Nazo Humor Caústico clicke na imagen!
Ladies and Gentlemen: Ms Patty Nazo

Can sex make you go blind?

Sounds like a line from Sex and the City, doesn’t it?
I thought it was an old wives tale that too much
wanking made you blind, but…….
There I am quietly minding my own business, well not
so quietly actually, in bed with my woman when wham I
get this stabbing pain in my eyeball, just like
someone stuck a knife in it. Things were just getting
good too, no I’m not going to get any more explicit,
you know how Patty always upholds decorum! And some
things are best kept between the sheets. Let’s just
say there was a ‘g’ and there was a spot and there was
some rather unladylike language from yours truly. And
girls, there’s more, this is not the first time –
always at the same point, under similar circumstances.

Is this an isolated case I wonder? Are there other
women out there suffering in silence (or if they’re
anything like me under a blue cloud of expletives)?
Has your orgasm been cut short by eye pain? Should we
form a support group? What should we call it –
eyeballs anonymous? Not tonight, my eyeball hurts? Was
that my eyeball that just flew out? F***ed so hard
your eyeball hit the ceiling? Joking aside girls, this
is not a laughing matter.

In the interests of science (and my own piece of mind)
I went to the opticians, but keep that under raps
because of course an icon like Patty Nazo has perfect
20/20 vision without the aid of any lens (er um, I was
checking out the latest in designer sunglasses for
this very bright winter we’re having). And long story
short my eyes (just like the rest of me) are perfectly
healthy. I shall be seeing the doctor next week on a
separate matter so I shall mention the incident (and
hope she doesn’t ask what I was doing when it
happened!) Watch this space for an update. Meanwhile,
no I will not be holding back – never let it be said
that Patty let a slight setback like this come between
her and a good time. And incidentally my good woman
executed the same manoeuvre extremely well last night
with no painful side effects.

As a final word of warning – best keep your eyes shut
during sex until further notice (actually I find
that’s a pretty good policy all the time, don’t you?)

Patty Nazo, as bad as ever and deep under cover!